I can't go down there, Jordan. You dress like shit, so fuck you! There were certain things that you just didnt joke about; it was simply bad luck. Jordan Belfort: So boring. And you know what else? Go ahead and fuck me. Jordan Belfort: Oh no. What the fuck are you talking about? By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. The waves are 20 feet high and building! Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor-stubble, in a sleeveless muumuu, crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries from the fucking Price Club. Pride. is an initial public offering. Jordan Belfort: Thank you for your vote of confidence and welcome to the Investor's Center. Why would You be so cruel as to use the king of Japanese restaurants to take me down? If you don't, you will fall out of balance, split your differential and tip the fuck over. Don't do that. They're fuckin' - the things they're doing now, Pops, I mean, I mean, it's on a whole other level. God damn it! It'll also help your fingers dial faster. Jordan Belfort: Let me tell you something else. Say hi! Mark Hanna: Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, youre gonna be pulling up at a red light, in your beat-up old fucking Pinto, and that persons gonna be pulling up right alongside you in their brand new Porsche. picks her up. Jordan Belfort: Patrick Denham: It's like playing a game of chess with your own life. After all, the IRS knew about this sort of stuff, didnt they? Brad: I can sell anything. See, enough of this shit will make you invincible - able to conquer the world. Go to a trading floor on Wall Street. Jordan Belfort, OK, first rule of Wall Street Nobody and I dont care if youre Warren Buffet or Jimmy Buffet nobody knows if a stocks going up, down or f-ing sideways, least of all stockbrokers. Donnie Azoff: One day, you will do it right. I've never been a fan of the bush, to be honest. How are you doing today? Jordan Belfort: This right here is the land of opportunity. Is she like a first cousin, or is she Donnie Azoff: Sound good, John? You snooks will now be targeting the wealthiest 1% of Americans. I'm fucked up, Brad. You be telephone fucking terrorists! Just below that it reads "Ticket Confirmation#:" followed by a 10-digit number. Thank God. Jordan and Donnie cut up lines as a HOSTESS serves Bloody . Regal Naomi Lapaglia: He's got a gun, you fucking idiot! No, everything's fine. If you have 60 seconds, I'd like to share the idea with you. Twenty fucking years! Is your landlord ready to evict you? Jordan Belfort: I did a lot of bad shit. Movie Info. He thinks you're fuckin' Gordon Gekko. Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: [reacting to market crash] Jordan Belfort: The porterhouse from Argentina. 25 grand to the first cocksucker to nail the bulls-eye! Yeah, I jerk off. What I want to know is, have you got the guts to live? Jordan Belfort, You dont choose who you fall in love with, do you? Jordan Belfort: Twice a day. Every person around here, they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly. Max Belfort: Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. I gotta tell you. Captain Ted Beecham: I felt horrible. Luckily we're in first class. Stratton Oakmont. It's wonderful. The Quaalude, or lude, as it is commonly referred to, was first synthesized in 1951 by an Indian doctor - that's dots, not feathers - as a sedative, and was prescribed to stressed-out housewives with sleep disorders. That's why all this confusion. Just confirm how you got your ticket. What? I mean, you're a duchess right, the Duchess of Bay Ridge. Jordan Belfort: No, Daddy doesn't even get to touch Mommy for a very, very very long time. The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it. I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. Because at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of a limo, wearing a $2,000 suit and a $40,000 gold fucking watch! Jordan Belfort, See those little black boxes? Winners use words that say 'must' and 'will'. Fucking whore. Yeah, no. Yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever, but it's not like what you think. She had been my mistress, for Chrissake! Jordan Belfort: You're not taking my kids, sweetheart. So, I presume you're Italian. That's my boy right there. Naomi Lapaglia: Biography, Know Your Critic: Clint Worthington, Founder of The Spool and Senior Writer at Consequence. Jordan Belfort: Don't you fucking dare! I don't love you anymore, Jordan! Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: I want you to come for me like it's the last fucking time. You know those guys who got like the beard with, like, no mustache or some bullshit? Postmedia Network Inc. | 365 Bloor Street East, Toronto, Ontario, M4W 3L4 | 416-383-2300. Quotes By Jordan Belfort. Okay, let's do it. Okay, great. It turned out the British weren't too different from the Swiss. Donnie! Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: New world. Brad: Naomi Lapaglia: I've done a lot of bad shit, I'm going to hell! She was the one with my cock in her mouth in the Ferrari, so put your dick back in your pants. Naomi Lapaglia: I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine Well, because it's awesome. Out of respect. Donnie Azoff, Look, man a lot of having a kid or whatever takes risk, whether youre fuckin cousins or not, you know Donnie Azoff, Well, basically, you know, if the kid was retarded I would I would, you know, drive it up to the country and just like, you know, open the door and let it say Youre free now! You know? I don't understand. It doesn't even Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort : [to the waiter] Oh, I'm good with water for now. Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties. This is America. Mark Hanna: Yeah, like Buddhists. And the problem with that is that your brain is like a computer: If you ask a question, it's programmed to respond, whether there's an answer or not. Good for you, little man. You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back, requesting information on penny stocks that had huge upside potential with very little downside risk. And you wanna know what I was just thinking too? Donnie Azoff: Naomi Lapaglia: Copyright Fandango. We require immediate assistance! Bang, bang, bang. Oh my God, the emperor of Fucksville came down from Fucksville to give me a pass! Bears. So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right? Okay? Donnie Azoff: In 2013 it was adapted into a movie by the same name. Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture. Nicholas the Butler: Donnie Azoff: Sweetheart, you should be happy for the both of us. You know? Donnie Azoff: Do it differently each time. You're gonna knock whose fucking teeth in? Max Belfort: The year I turned 26, I made 49 million dollars, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. Jordan Belfort, You see money doesnt just buy you a better life, better food, better cars, better women, it makes you actually a better person. Its a whazy. Get off. Don't watch with family, seriously. Failure is your friend., Without action, the best intentions in the world are nothing more than that: intentions., I want you to back yourself into a corner. It's flooded! Good! Jordan Belfort: Her name was Pam and to her credit, she did have this amazing technique with this wild twisting jerk motion. It will save us both a lot of money and I got a feeling you're gonna need it. Naomi Lapaglia: Last month you were a wine connoisseur, and now youre an aspiring landscape architect, Isnt that right? Jordan Belfort, You got my money taped to your tits, honey. There were two guys over there on the table. The movie also features the "One of Us" chant, which is a reference to the 1930s horror movie Freaks. When you do something, you might fail. Jordan Belfort: They were usually struggling young models or exceptionally beautiful college girls in desperate need of tuition or designer clothing, and for a few thousand dollars they would do almost anything imaginable, either to you or to each other. Based on Jordan Belfort's autobiography. Jordan Belfort: If anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, it's gonna be me. The jet skis just went overboard! People tend to give up. And in the case of the telephone, it's up to each and every one of you, my highly-trained Strattonites. Come on. Jordan Belfort: Please reference Error Code 2121 when contacting customer service. He's a Boy Scout! And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. And Robbie, who sold anything he can get his hands on, mostly weed. Jordy, one of these days the chickens are gonna come home to roost. It had nothing to fucking do with me! You're gonna miss it! Jordan Belfort: Very British, you know. It's never landed. I can't untie you! Jordan Belfort: Cinemark Refresh and try again. Mayday! If you don't do it, the stress of this job, it'll make you explode. [Sees Jordan snorting cocaine] Right there? Oh yeah. Jordan Belfort: And in no time, I will make them rich. Jordan Belfort, Was all this legal? By the early 1990s, while still in his 20s, Belfort founds his own firm, Stratton Oakmont. Hey, John. Do you guys not want to make money? I'm constantly asking myself questions. I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. Jordan Belfort: Turns out all the FBI really wants from me is to cooperate. The Wolf of Wall Street is one of the most iconic films of the 21st century Credit: Alamy. Max Belfort: That's the fuckin' point. I'm talking about this. Cocaine and hookers, my friend. Companies these people know. What's he doing? Right? Donnie Azoff: And any fines that I have to pay wouldn't be due until after I've served my term, so we'd still have plenty of money leftover. Required fields are marked *. But it wasn't a poisonous silence. Ugh! Everybody on point! What a greek tragedy! It's actually an utterly entertaining and hilarious joy ride. We grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know. Even more fucked, is that he got busted for shit that had nothing to do with me. He said even if you don't get convicted I've got a good chance of getting them. It's fucked up. If you have persistence, you will come out ahead of most people. You hear me? Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and Im not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my back pain, Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine Well, because its awesome. Jordan Belfort, There are two keys to success in the broker business; first of all you gotta stay relaxed, secondly you gotta always get stay high. Mark Hanna, Fugayzi, fugazi. [stands up tall, smiling] Technically, you do work for me. Donnie Azoff, Ill tell you what: Im never eating at Benihana again. And particularly troublesome. Robbie Feinberg, the Pinhead, took five years to finish high school. They're bald - they're bald from the eyebrows down. But, But what was wrong with that? On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. Patrick Denham: The only thing that of course bummed me out a little bit about this whole idea is having to give information about my friends. They're called telephones. Yet Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: Ok, you're going to want to raise those numbers. Good! The best GIFs are on GIPHY. ~ Jordan Belfort. Money doesn't just buy you a better life - better food, better cars, better pussy - it also makes you a better person. It's not like that. Saturday Night Fever territory. Well, he got depressed and killed himself about three years later. Patrick Denham: I don't wanna die, Jordan! Right! I do it 'cause I fucking *need* to. It's got no no alcohol. It's not fucking real. And you know something else, daddy? The nice thing about getting rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, then you get to dance. Jordan Belfort: Alden Kupferberg: And then once right after lunch. Naomi Lapaglia: Jesus Christ. Patrick Denham: My fucking warriors, who will not hang up the phone till their client either buys. Here's a list of a few of the best lines from the movie: I want you to deal with Your problems by becoming rich. a depend on what exactly? Jordan Belfort: A master diver! Aunt Emma: Huh? Jordan Belfort: right? John: S-so if I, if I sell a stock at $10,000, my commission is 5,000 bucks. That's right, I forgot. Jordan Belfort: Brad, show them how it's done. Chester, who sold tires and weed. Look at this! Nobody - and I don't care if you're Warren Buffet or if you're Jimmy Buffet - nobody knows if a stock is going to go up, down, sideways or in circles. Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment could be upwards of $60,000! The world of investing can be a jungle. Shit, I can sell lubes to a convent full of nuns, get 'em so horny they'll be fucking each other in the coffers. [pauses] Jordan Belfort: I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Jordan Belfort, I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Jordan Belfort, If anyone over here thinks Im superficial or materialistic, go get a job at McDonalds because thats where you belong. Jordan Belfort, But before you depart this room full of winners, I want you to take a good look at the person next to you. On new issue day? But no touching. She designs women's panties too? Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and now it's at 16 and he's all fucking happy, he wants to cash in and liquidate, take his fucking money and run home, you don't let him do that 'cause that would make it real. Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. A former model and Miller Lite girl. Theyre not buying shit. Alden Kupferberg, Who? Your hair looks good. Yeah, my wife yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever. Great. I'm still hard. It's called cocaine. Jordan Belfort: The Wolf of Wall Street has many lessons to learn from and brings to light something very real and raw in society, how even those with the best of intentions can fall prey to negative influences. Mark Hanna: When you get really good at it, you'll fucking be stroking and you'll be thinking about money. [peeing on his subpoena] Let's go the other fucking way! Donnie Azoff: I didn't even want to bring it up. Tap "Sign me up" below to receive our weekly newsletter Donnie Azoff: It was the sort of silence shared by two people who're comfortable enough not to force a conversation ahead of its logical progression. Oh, no. GET OFF THE PHONE! It was obscene, in the normal world. We'll get broad-sided and tip over. Well, technically, $72,000 last month. [sigh of relief] Jordan Belfort: [voice over] I'm not ashamed to admit it: my first time in prison, I was terrified. Its a woozie. The story is the memoir of Jordan Belfort, a Long Island kid played by Leonardo DiCaprio who rose to become a millionaire penny stock scammer and boiler-room boss. Jordan Belfort: Good morning, daddy. And guess what? Donnie Azoff: [offers pen to Chester] Let me lock in that trade right now and get back to you with my secretary with an exact confirmation. Jordan Belfort: Like you married your cousin or some stupid shit, you know? This is Captain Ted Beecham aboard the yacht Naomi! Like, um, three or four. The captain tied you up, he almost fuckin' tasered you! Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna, One thing I can promise you is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners, I ask them to judge me on my losers because I have so few. Jordan Belfort, Just like that I made two grand, the other guys looked at me like I just discovered fire. Jordan Belfort, You know, just people say s**t. I dont even know. Are you behind on your credit card bills? Out of respect. the success of scorsese's wolf of wall street is that it's enjoyable to watch and it shouldnt be. Brace yourself for an outrageous true story from legendary. No? Bulls. You think I would let my kids near you? And from now on, it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. Jordan Belfort: Look at yourself! Listen to me, if you piss up the SEC's leg, you end up with your tits in a wringer. The truth was that hookers did take credit cardsor at least ours did! [watching TV] Donnie Azoff: Mark Hanna : So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and now it's at 16 and he's all fucking happy, he wants to cash in and liquidate, take his fucking money and run home, you . I got you, baby. Right! Is your landlord ready to evict you? You're almost there! Anyway, the Blue Chips took credit cards, so what was wrong with writing them off on your taxes? I mean, what if something like that happened? You're a sick man! And from now on it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. You're a father now, Jordan. BOOK I, inside the restaurant young Strattonites carried on their time-honored tradition of acting like packs of untamed wolves., [Aunt] Patricia smiled, and we walked in silence for a while. No, you didn't research the whole thing and deal with the fucking golf course people! And by the way, John, our analysts indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that. There could be. You were on the floor rollin' around and shit. Naomi Lapaglia: Absolutely fucking not. Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): Okay? He was making so much money selling Quaaludes that he become the Quaalude King of Bayside. Good! Mark Hanna: Its never landed. Risk is what keeps us young, isn't it, darling? [timid] Your email address will not be published. No, I don't wanna implode, sir. It got so bad, I had to declare the office a fuck-free zone between the hours of 9 and 7. I started this website because I wanted to help people like you to maximize their potential and achieve their dreams. Naomi Lapaglia: She you know, her her father is the is the brother of my mom. Three days later, I filed for a divorce and moved Naomi into the apartment. Okay? Who's Venice? Bald as as China doll. Don't you fucking dare. There were four right here. They don't give a shit about money. Whats inspirational about Belforts story is actually how he was able to recover from his fall from grace. Jesus Christ, I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. Oh, you're investing in Italy? We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your email. By the early 1990s, while still in his 20s, Belfort founds his own firm, Stratton . Your Ticket Confirmation # is located under the header in your email that reads "Your Ticket Reservation Details". Jordan Belfort: What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Didn't take long for people to start abusing ludes, of course, and in 1982 the U.S. government "Schedule 1'd" them, along with the rest of the world. You can't even buy them anymore. Are you behind on your credit card bills? You can give generously to your church or political party of your choice. Jordan Belfort, You wanna know what money sounds like? Across the Verrazano's Bridge. In fact, she's decided to throw them all away. Who is the one who flew in here at 3:00 in the morning on their stupid helicopter and woke up Skylar? What are these sides? Jordan Belfort: Not only is it motivating but the dialogues are hilarious, the acting is excellent and the cameo by Matthew McConaughey always makes me laugh. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Why don't you do me a favor. Pick up the phone and start dialing! I'm gonna take custody of the kids. Mark Hanna: Chantalle: Right, exactly. One fucking day, you couldn't keep it together? I want to. And to anyone who thinks theres anything glamorous about being known as a Wolf of Wall Street. with updates on movies, TV shows, Rotten Tomatoes podcast and more. BENI-FUCKING-HANA? Second key to success in this racket is this little baby right here. and the Theyre gonna need to send in the national guard or fucking swat team, cause I aint going nowhere! Jordan Belfort, I am not gonna die sober! Many weren't happy with the ending, though it was a very accurate representation of this day and time, and falls in line with typical Scorsese films. Now as the firm taking the company public, we set the initial sales price then sold those shares right back to our friends. I love you so much. He's just warning everybody. Get off me! I fucked up so bad. Jordan Belfort: Brad: Captain Ted Beecham: [gets a wire] I was hooked in seconds. Expensive champagne and the what, we had to buy champagne. Here's a list of a few of the best lines from the movie: I want you to deal with Your problems by . You understand? Alden Kupferberg, the Sea Otter, didn't even graduate. What are you, a fucking owl? Yeah, it's getting old and decrepit. I don't even know. Yeah. Go on. Yeah. 33 Inspiring Jordan Belfort Quotes For Success. What kind of person are you? Look, I know you're not following what I'm saying anyway, right? So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. Donnie. Naomi Lapaglia: No, I'm not fucking letting you near my kids! Just give me a second. $430,000 in one month, Jordy. $26,000 worth of sides? It is no matter. The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. She's a classy lady. The movie depicts Jordan Belforts reckless adventures from his rise to a wealthy stockbroker to his seduction and free-fall into corruption, drug abuse, excess and ultimately imprisonment. You know? I know, but I don't drink, remember? The movie, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort was, in my opinion, a masterpiece by director Martin Scorsese. That's right. But he didn't go along with us. Naomi Lapaglia: Venice. Linette Lopez. This is "Wall Street" but with Leonardi DiCaprio and Jonah Hill on Quaaludes. Error rating book. This is my home! Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: But, you drink enough and you drink a lot and it'll get you fucked up? It's a woozie. It's startin' to shit in the house again. You know what my lawyer said? Naomi Lapaglia: Champagne. I'm sober for two years, stopped my drugs, settled down with my wife and kids, and then this happens! Pick up the phone and start dialing! Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits. Drugs. Its because you have not learnt enough. Jordan Belfort: Im not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? You cleaning your fishbowl? Now, right now, John, the stock trades over-the-counter at 10 cents a share. I'm the Founder of SucceedFeed.com and I truly appreciate you taking the time to read my posts and being apart of the Succeed Feed community. [in thoughts] Holy fucking shit Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Trained professionals to guide you through the financial wilderness. Naomi Lapaglia: [to the waiter] Say what you will, but the Duchess did have style. You were, like, screaming at people. Don't you dare throw that fucking water on me! Holy fuck, you did just say that.