Please don't ask Pepper., Clint doesn't bite down on his laugh this time. The Avengers Bunch Chapter 1: Never Have I Ever, an - fanfiction.net Bruce leaves his glass on the floor huh, looks like Tony was the exception to a rule, then and then everyone's looking at Cap. To no one's shock, Tony, Natasha and Bruce downed a shot each, and they moved onto the next one. He pockets the phone but doesn't push Tony away. Story time., It's not a big deal, Clint says, overly casual, and does a one-shouldered shrug. I absolutely recommend reading this one. How on Earth did you manage that? Natasha says, arms folded against her chest, exuding disapproval of the situation but also a hint of intrigued curiosity that only Clint would be able to pick up on. #infinity Plus, the whole team probably wants to know whether Steve's actually a virgin or not. I thought we'd made up.. M're comfrtblll. He doesn't manage the whole word, tongue too tired to bother, but Tony laughs anyway. He leaned against the chair, not bothered by the fact Tony was running a hand through his hair, messing it up. Right?. Despite his reputation he has a filthy mouth. I'm not great at relationships, Clint, Tony murmurs when they pull back for air. But then, the Peter Parker part of him, the ever so honest part, didn't really want to lie. He spends a moment taking stock of the situation; realizes that said dick probably belongs to Tony (and so does the chest that's pressed against his back), remembers that he'd fallen asleep in Tony's bed and the billionaire had let him, and that at some point there had been allusions to sober sex. But pain leads to power, or so people say, and Agent Sola certainly is powerful. In these Au's Loki is an avenger because I like that idea and him dying isn't an option whatsoever. Hope you enjoy and none of the art which I use here belongs to me, so credits to the respective artists or uploaders :). Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle and Peter are both obnoxious to their Feelings. Tony, stop being judgemental. Ayelet was a half-terran, half-Zen-Whoberis, one of the last of her kind. And then adds, as an afterthought, pre-serum, by the way. Was it Bucky Barnes? In the end, he poured out a shot of apple juice and handed it to the pouting teenager. Sort of. So does Steve, to their slight surprise. Because Tony has stayed in his own bed this week, when he hasn't just camped out in his workshop (which are most days, from what Clint can see). Not that he were in any danger for any of those questions. "Never have I ever gotten drunk," Uncle Steve says and everyone takes a drink. You have reached the end of "Never Have I Ever". And he can't help but be a little impressed, himself Thor he might understand, but the other two? What the HELL?' "Explain, now. Sally, Seymour and MJ exclaimed; Peter shrugged again, weary of this interrogation. ', But he did anyway. Is it just in a suit, or on a suit as well?. Alright. The doctor folds his hands in his lap. One moment. Paxton dealing with the break-up in season 3. It had been quite deep and he had to remove the thing himself. Also, English isn't my native language, so if there are any grammar or spelling mistakes, please comment! And you wonder why people ship you two?. "Never have I ever met Tony Stark." Okay, a member of the same sex, then. I was sleeping. Demi, is that a bad thing?. It's the new year's party and everyone seemed to be here. I'm too I'm fucking beat, man, he sighs when he's down to his boxer-briefs, and climbs onto the bed. Natasha clinks her bottle with Clint's. "Tonight we were supposed to go out for a birthday dinner but he forgot and we are going to be late. He hangs up Tony's discarded clothes while he's at it; he's a slob by nature, but Coulson's been a good influence. Am I correct in that deduction? Vision asked. He looks up at Clint when he comes; grins. See? Tony says and gestures at the circle they make, most of them slouched comfortably on the large pillows. Oh, come on! OH COME ON! Tony cried in protest, once again the only one to drink. Flash was surprisingly silent, dipping his head up and down, as if listening to music only he could hear. It was obviously not a good idea to play 'never have I ever' with his slightly drunk AcaDec team, but Ned had insisted he should join, especially cause; you were recently stabbed, man, you can't even go out even if you wanted to!' Surprisingly not only did Steve and Bucky take a shot, but so did Peter, though he tried to hide it. Are you trying to get a full set or something? Clint asks, because it's pretty obvious that Thor and Bruce haven't tangoed, and he knows Natasha hasn't slept with any of them aside from Clint, of course, but that's years ago now. "Even if you don't believe the internship, I have heard from his Aunt May that he was saved by Iron Man at the Stark Expo when he was younger, so he has definitely seen the guy very close. Clint slips under the covers still half waiting for the other shoe to drop, or any shoe to drop, really, but Tony just closes his tablet and tangles their legs. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, "Never have I ever," Tony says with a wolfish grin, "battled motherfucking aliens.". "Huh, next," I say and take a drink for fun. Ben's first time hanging out with Paxton and Trent after 3x6. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. D'nt care. Shuffles a little closer to Tony. It wasn't said outright, but the psycho-babble hinted pretty openly that most of Tony's reasons for being an attention whore was because of his deep-seated, emotional need for approval and belonging. I live with my father in our bakery, my mother died when I was young, I've been plagued with horrific nightmares since I was little, and apart from my father, I've always been alone. Please consider turning it on! We all sit down in the living room and wait for Danny to take charge even if I was the leader of the junior team and Uncle Steve was the leader of the seniorteam. 'solutely., Her mouth curls. Do you mind if I you don't have to answer if this makes you uncomfortable. He waits until Steve's looking at him. Peter grumbled. 25 Feb/23. But she now was at a new school, with new friends and even a boyfriend. Pepper would know what to do. Peter stood up. I did? Thirteen-year-old Natalie Pierce--aka Agent Sola--is no stranger to tough times. He struts, like a fucking rooster, and Clint rolls his eyes. Where did you get this tattoo!?" Flash exclaimed, laughing and ringing the bell. Includes: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Peter Parker, Thor, T'challa, Scott Lang, Rhodey, Clint Barton, Pietro Maximoff, Sam Wilson, Bruce Banner, Stephen Strange a Abby Romanoff is a normal girl, well as normal as any kid would be if their parent was Black Widow. Tony hasn't said anything while Natasha and Clint are doing what the rest of the team calls 'that mind-melding thing', but he looks twitchy and excited at Natasha's glare. "Who is he? Happy New Year Paxton, she whispered.Happy New Year Devi, he murmured back before drawing her in again. #marvel Not that he could remember, at least. But fine, okay if your taking a drink could lead to the universe spontaneously imploding, don't do it. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (245), Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Devi Vishwakumar (184), Paxton Hall-Yoshida & Devi Vishwakumar (54), Fabiola Torres & Devi Vishwakumar & Eleanor Wong (28), Devi Vishwakumar & Nalini Vishwakumar (18), Fabiola Torres & Devi Vishwakumar & Eleanor Wong, Indian moms are overprotective towards sons, Paxton Hall-Yoshida & Rebecca Hall-Yoshida, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Ben Gross & Devi Vishwakumar & Original Character(s), "Nothing shakespeare couldn't turn into a really good play", fabiola and aneesa are together and in love because I say so, this is also lowkey a trent and eleanor fic because I love them, ben and devi are stubborn idiots and we love them, this is only ging to be sort of faithful to the play cause i do what i want, Picture Perfect Shiny Family (Holiday Peppermint Candy), this fic has 3 chapters but spans many years, howard will be in chapter 3 a LOT so im hyped about that, note: Devi only appears over text messages, Welcome to New York (It's Been Waiting for You), written for author's self-satisfaction and mental health, Everyone is awesome but I still ship Ben & Devi I'm sorry, Make the Friendship Bracelets (Take the Moment and Taste It), and i thought huh. I have no Asgardian blanket, Thor says, and it's half a question and half just a resigned Thor who's long ago realized that along with Steve, he'll never be able to understand more than half of the stuff Tony says. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. So no grabbing there, then, Tony says and trails his fingers over Clint's throat. So why can't he get Eleanor's words from the winter dance out of his head? Just saying., Tony's breath ghosts hotly over Clint's cheek. But now he has a girlfriend who picked him and his parents are speaking to him somewhat regularly. Other than someone on the team.. Never have I ever repurposed a common household item into a sex toy, then needed medical assistance because I had a foreign object stuck inside me, Tony cried. "Peter!" Missions? Steve asks, smiling, and Clint and Nat both nod. Yeah, 'cause there were a lot of strings! Tony says, and sounds delighted that Clint gets it even though Clint really doesn't get it. I noticed how 'romantic' and 'sexual' are clearly being two separate words here, Tony says, sounding delighted. Where you can ask anyway, even though you've done it? Tony seems to look mostly at Bruce, Natasha and Clint, since the two others haven't played this before. Tony looks baffled, maybe? I thought it was just a month and three weeks., Nope, she says and somehow manages to get behind the Captain, driving him to the floor with a well-aimed kick to the back of his knees. Then Thor throws his head back and laughs, clinks his jug against Tony's bottle and takes a long swig. Who made you talk? Clint asks, because Tony is drunk all the time and he's never awkwardly confessed his feelings or anything before, which Clint will get right on having conflicted thoughts about that in a second, he just needs to finish up here first. left kudos on this work. That is a fine name, indeed, Thor muses. Nope, Clint says. Natasha pets him on the head when Clint makes a vague noise that says he's less than thrilled with her meddling. After another round of raucous laughter, Peter pulled himself together enough to keep the game going. When they can't sleep. Why dont we start with the youngest and move clockwise in a circle? He's not sure if it's a warning sign or a sign of affection, but he flops onto his stomach anyway so he faces the circle. I'm a weak, weak man., Clint smiles, but it feels odd on his face, and the last two months suddenly spin through his head to add an uncomfortable amount of evidence. I just haven't felt that way about anyone else. Evelyn Warner was a nurse during World War 2 working side-by-side with Captain America and Peggy Carter. (he was the youngest, and fortunately for him, only had one drink). "What! Most were innocent, 'never have I ever slept in a bunk bed.' Natasha plays with the label on her bottle. I feel like Captain America, for crying out loud.. We should fight all the time.. Nope, not telling. You felt someone grab your hand gently. ! and feels metal beneath one of his hands instead of flesh, that Clint lets his instinct take the backseat in order for his logic to come through. Never have I ever gotten drunk before 11am.". Tony, Natasha snaps. The hottest boy in school. He's still kind of horny, but he's also tired, so he can't be bothered to get off on his own right now. Thor glances down at his jug of mead with a bemused expression. Because Clint's gotta be honest; that thought freaks him out just a little. They were all gathered in the communal room to relax. But it'd be nice if you didn't prove my abandonment and trust issues wrong but high-tailing out of here. Back the fuck up." This is going to be so awesome, you guys, he babbles, and don't worry because I totally wasn't going for shawarma this time, I mean I really like it, and I know Thor and Steve do, but Barton, you've got that thing that you get because of Agent and I get it, so we'll just get some pizza or something wait, how do you feel about Greek? Natasha hums in agreement, and Thor looks delighted. Captain America: The Winter Soldier: completed He's half-sleeping on Clint now, half beside him, and Clint doesn't bother to push him off. Yeah, that would that would be great, doc, Steve says with a relieved smile. "When did it happen?". Sally and Seymour had claimed the bed, and were laughing about the ugly hotel colors, and how to pronounce 'croissant'. Tony knocks back his bottle and glares at his science-brother. I m'n yes. #deadpool This is all my idea. Damn. Peter, Tony, Clint, and Rhodey all drank. What me and Bruce have is a special, special thing.. , The spider bite enhanced everything- strength, metabolism, healing, sex drive.. Then again, Tony is equipped with a curiosity almost as big as his ego, and although people like Thor love boasting about their life and their past battles, Clint knows it's killing Tony to know so little about Natasha and Clint's pasts. It made that particular shade of blue safe in Clint's mind again. It's been great, guys.. Mwuh, Clint says and stretches his legs, but doesn't move. He stumbles forward and into Clint, scrabbling to get the phone back. It was not a mutual flirtation, and all Ill say is that it was a government official., Well color me surprised, said Tony. You expect me to do all the work?. But one of Tony's hidden superpowers is pitching, and the fucking infallible ability to know just who he has to talk to to get someone onto his side, and then make said terrible idea into reality. I just I guess it comes down to the person, and not their equipment? The last part sounds like a question, one of his 'is this something that makes sense in this century' ones. Badly. Peter didn't go to Manhattan very often-usually only to visit the Avengers Tower whenever he received an invitation, which wasn't often. Okay, and you two are you two, right? he says and turns to Clint and Natasha. Pietro Maximoff/ Quicksilver "This was very educational with Peter putting a chicken and flower pot on his head and getting a tattoo but it's three in the morning and we are all almost asleep," Uncle Steve says and I see he is right. Make me? Tony tries, and sounds hopeful. And Peter, whose clothes did you steal? Bucky asked. How'd you find out? Tony says, and looks dejected that his big reveal has been taken from him. Wait. Clint hears someone enter the room, and is awake before said person has the time to get over to the bed. Abe ringed the bell. Yeah, that'd do the trick.. "Well, I was trying to make it so Uncle Steve and Uncle Bucky could get drunk or like it and I needed to test it out on someone with a super metabolism so I used myself. We never actually dated, did we? Tony asks out of the blue and scrunches his nose. Move along, Rhodey continued to scowl, glaring murderously at Tony. You turned to the all too familiar voice, breath hitching in your throat as you met the eyes of a certain brown haired person that played one of your favorite su Decided that I would publish a book of one shots and headcanons that people request! It was not my first time with a shield brother, and I would be honoured to accept any of you as bedmates. He grins widely. Sent on a mission by Ronin with her sister, and her life changes from there. avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony Ask anyone. Mmm, he likes the smell of whisky. Like you really thought it wasn't going to happen at some point. "I'm here for a second, then I'm gone. For some reason a few members had brought alcohol, and now they were all sitting in Flash' and Abe's shared hotel room, drinking shots with the plastic cups from the bathrooms. Score one for Stark!. 3. hey guys i wanna tell you something + a snippet of something im writing, I Guess I've Got A lot Of Explaining To Do. "Never have I ever kissed a guy." Hmmm, Tony says and pins Bruce with his science-stare. Did we make up? Tony asks, his whole face scrunched up in confusion and an attempt to remember yesterday. He hadn't expected Peter to take another drink, however, in fact no one had. It's early enough in the morning that he can do that without a retaliatory punch. And why can't he stop looking at Devi. Though, he admitted in his mind, he had been beaten up in and outside of plenty before the serum. Why MJ chose him to 'be in charge', he didn't know. You're a whiner, Tony mutters and shifts; squirms to get comfortable. Tony blinks, surprised, and his hands still in Clint's cropped hair. You know what really sucked though? "I will get the bells. Clint usually figures it's total bullshit, but in moments like these, he can't help but see Tony as a kid who just wants someone to pat him on the head and say you did good. There are still strings. But Devi Vishwakumar was something else entirely. One thing was clear. Write by: . Clint wonders if Tony and Bruce slept together. So when I was first turned immortal, this guy name Francis locked me in this thing so I set it on fire. Sam cracked a small smile, glad to embarrass the secret couple. Seriously Tony? You learn stuff about each other.. Self explanatory but he is a Stark in all of them wether biological or adopted thought most of the time it will be adopted. Okay, Tony says with a wolfish grin. Clint's watching Cupcake Wars in the living room which is otherwise deserted, for once when Tony saunters in and flops miserably down onto the couch next to him. All of you" Clint said. Steve flinches and opens his mouth to presumably apologize or some bullshit, but Clint's already on his feet and stumbling over (whoa, yeah, this whiskey's kicking nicely) before half-falling onto the Captain. Site code originally based on Storyline IO Designs 2002. Everyone is drunk (Except for Peter and MJ) Characters: Peter Parker Michelle Jones Ned Leeds Flash Thompson Betty Brant Cindy Moon Sally Avril Abe Brown Seymour O'Reilly Charles Murphy (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Additional Tags: characters may be ooc Never Have I Ever Truth or Dare Secret Identity Peter Parker is a Little Shit I like sex. Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. Romance Avengers Lokiandreader. Tony, it's three in the morning. Ben and Devi, the morning after their first boink. Peter, how did you even manage that?" How will she react? But why the hell're you in my room, man? Now that the adrenaline's not as potent, his mind starts to alcohol-muddle again. So he kisses her because she's beautiful, and awesome, and cool, and also pretty. Sex isn't very important to me. Bucky/ The Winter Soldier He mumbles something into Clint's skin that sounds like evil assassin douchebag agent man and Clint only laughs more. A small part of his mind had noticed how neither Sally nor MJ had put down their fingers. I never needed to know this much about my proteges sex life. "That's for me to know and you to want to know," Ava says and I roll my eyes. It's my vanishing act." Bad luck more than anything. Okay, okay. Never Have I Ever. "Hold up, got something you want to share Parker?" But there are two spys with them so they were caught. He gets one; a low, quiet moan and a shift of the body pressed against him. Pepper would tell you to run in the other direction and the thing is, the thing is, Barton Clint that I don't want you to. He blinks owlishly at Clint and sways a little. And nobody wants that shit. She said, smiling. And I didn't so much pee on his suit as I peed in his bag so technically, I guess I've peed on five suits. He looks down at his rapidly draining bottle. #spiderman Last time they offered him alcohol, he refused, explaining how he didn't like the smell. "Okay, we're pausing, Peter, what in the actual fuck?" Peter, Tony, Bucky, and Natasha all drank. Nat smirked. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. Barton are you hugging Cap without his consent? Tony asks, laughter in his voice, from behind Clint. Sometimes randomly, even. What? "Mr. Stark this is Michelle Jones. Good night, Clint., Mmmm. He clings to her for another moment before attempting to stand on his own two legs. Blanket excuse.. Clint flips him the bird without looking at him. irondad steverogers tonystark +8 more # 11 Parley Oneshots by elania:) 1.2M 34.1K 111 Looks like I was right, he says out loud, and Tony sighs. I don't think so.. Guys? Tony says. He rarely drinks at all, actually. I'd love to stay and chat. Damn, I was so sure, Tony says and taps his finger against his chin. Oh fuck you honey bear, that was a targeted attack!. Everything was going great until Y/n accidentally slaughtered her entire family with powers she didn't know she had. "Moving on," Steve cleared his throat and shifted in his seat "Never have I ever been kicked out of a bar." Avengers Fanfiction Stories | Quotev Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 100, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover fanfic | FanFiction. Clint and Tony (and the team) get drunk, fall into bed together, fall out of it, and fall back in again. Which is, of course, why Tony has waited to tell Clint and Natasha until it's too late to stop it. Or maybe Clint kisses him. What if shes an Avenger? There's a hand ruffling his hair, fingernails scratching lightly at his scalp, just right and making pleasant shivers run down Clint's spine. When you're ready, when you're sure, and when there's nobody else in the middle. "Right here," I say and lift my shirt up and show him, Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, and my name tattooed on my ribs in their handwriting. He half wishes Phil were here so Clint could bitch at him about bad cupcake decisions, but their handler is currently in Arizona doing level 7 stuff that Clint is 'not privy to', no matter how good he is at hiding in Phil's ceiling. Then he wonders if Bruce can have sex at all without the Big Guy showing up. Are we dating? It's cheesy as hell, but it's been over two weeks since they last had sex without some kind of other mushy activity attached to it, and as much as they agreed about the no-strings arrangement, Clint can't help but realize that he's got quite a few strings attached to this crazy bastard by now. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." "Everyone grab a drink and sit down, it's time for never have I ever!" I'm training her." Murmurs of agreement were heard throughout the group as they stood and meandered tipsily to their rooms to sober up. Parley Stories - Wattpad Given the fact that they were all heroes and grown-up's or teens, the questions were going to be odd but I never thought it would be this odd. What the- are you going commando, Barton? Tony's voice is a little strangled. In case you wondered. He grimaces. So he stumbles through the long hallway leaving to their other sleeping quarters that Tony got them probably for this exact reason, Clint muses as he bumps into walls and doors. That in itself wouldn't be such a huge deal, because ideas are ideas and can be contained as long as they stay that way. Wait, Clint says. left kudos on this work! Peter was happy when he learned that Jessica was discharged, and that she moved in with her new family. He looks up at the clock. It kind of works, which is good enough, and he turns to wave at Tony and Thor. Tony makes a disgruntled noise against Clint's ribcage. He was never robbed, but the other he had dealt his fair share with them, just never as the victim. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. This will probably be a few chapters or series. You could have just asked. And then he pointedly raises his second rum bottle and drinks. He sleeps around a lot. Bucky wolf whistled. "Never have I ever been grounded by my parents!". Clint doesn't give him one, so Tony rolls over onto his side on the couch, like a little kid. He doesn't want to linger on that thought, but he does. There's only really been Bucky that I wanted to with. Morning.. Is that what Tony's supposed to be right now? L'oreal? Please don't expect much, it's rea #avengers Sometimes you have to do illegal things, Natasha said demurely. Of course. Steve's smile turns rueful, and Clint's a little proud that the Cap is slowly learning that sarcasm is the best way to deal with Tony Stark. AU: Devi and Paxton never broke up, and Devi and Des are just friends. "no matter what everyone else thinks, you're still a loser" a quote by MJ, (this is a chapter) Gender Fluid Loki and a A/N, "I Have A Son" (dc and marvel crossover)(preview), wASSUP FRICKERS(quick question also,memes), PRIDE MONTH, SOLVES ALL YO PROBLEMS BABY(but without my sadness), the final addition to the "if tony was peters bio dad" gif set(endgame spoilers). They're just as tall, but Clint has sobriety on his side. Eaten a cheeseburger really? Tony snarks. When Peter protested he wasn't a kid, Tony reminded him he was drinking apple juice and had been building a new Lego set before they got the alert of the mission. All I have now is the next two weeks of community service and all that. Whaddya say?, Bruce hums in agreement. Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Disclaimer: the MCU and its characters are not mine. kind of way. But 6 minutes after I lifted the building off me I had to go fight him again in Mr. Starks plane that crashed with me on it. Not more running, at least, which I totally admit, I did most of the running, but yeah. He even puts a hand on Steve's shoulder and squeezes. Clint wonders, if Steve figured most of the questions asked would be related to sex (and again, Clint wonders whether the good Cap's still got his super-hymen in place), why he still seems so interested. I thought we agreed that wouldn't be a good idea., No no, Tony says and shakes his head violently, something that throws him off-balance again. Just like she knew they were still dating. Ah, I understand! Thor says, looking delighted again. Nice. You really were serious when you labeled Clint an affectionate drunk, weren't you? Bruce says to Natasha, and Clint giggles. No! It's fucking beautiful. The game was being set up, and Peter could hear all the whispered ideas from his teammates. Thats messed up man. Sam shook his head. "More like each other, I made the mistake of looking into their car when they were waiting for me one time." Tony makes a small, disgruntled noise and rubs his face, except he miscalculates the motion and it turns into more of a slap that swipes across his cheek and into his ear. Anyways, guys, MJ. "Okay, my turn. I smell a demi, Brucie. Go team go. What she didn't expect, however, was to catch the eye of a devilishly handsome ex-Russian assassin with a metal arm and a desperate need to be loved. Does anyone have any good Spider-Man fanfics or time travel avengers You didn't wake me up? Clint manages around a yawn and presses into Tony's warm hands. and "Oh! Shut up, this is the last one. Really? avengers fanfiction peter intern meets team cap He knew exactly what he was going to say. Now you'll just guilt me into staying., Clint leans back to grimace at him. Told in two timelines, this is a story of finding both a father and a new home. It's a skill. Dude Peter sounded somewhat awed. Your virtues are all intact. He pauses. Peter put down his hand and gave his best friend a betrayed look. Dad questions and I flush. Steve, Bucky, Tony, Peter, and Clint all drank. And Nat calls Clint the happy drunk, hah. Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. Your turn, L'oreal, Tony says and claps Thor on the back. I can go without the Other Guy making an entrance., The things I do for science, Tony says and blows Bruce a kiss.