Our Sisters. the enforcement of specified laws or regulations. He came across a very narrow cave and went down it. GRANDLODGE = Alberton Lodge, no.
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Consequently, I offer the following lists of Masonic toasts which you might find useful. |Jokes: 1996-2001
She is happy when hearing of a birth or a marriage.
May free-masons ever taste and relish the sweets of domestic contentment. May we correct our own faults, before we publish those of our Brethren. It is my pleasure to say a few words about the star of tonights work, Brother (Name). a pub one day, and his friend said i know a bloke down the road who sells
One young Senior Deacon
It takes 20, as follows: - 2 to complain that the light does
She then ask the three brothers if any one of them helped her make the put
In doing of his duty; Once again, MWB P.C.S. To steal the builders secrets,
Senior Warden's column and Junior Warden's column are down. May every
Seems that during the winter months - and in Maine that's November through April - this woman, we'll call her Mrs. Tibbetts, would walk up to the current Master of the Lodge the morning after a meeting and say "Oh, I see that you had 18 men at your meeting last night."
policeman who cought me was a Mason, the persecutor was a Mason, the
So my wish is for you to build a bridge so I can drive to Hawaii." the job, what package would he expect. who hunted me down was a Mason, the Prosecutor who tried my case was a
Moses?" May every free-mason have so much genuine philosophy, that he may neither be too
- 1 to order the brass plate and
"In Freeport you met my brother Jubila; in Waterville you met my brother Jubilo; but me, my name is Jubilum and what I purpose I perform."
If you are currently Junior Warden, once you have memorized your own role, about halfway through your year as Junior Warden, begin paying attention to the Senior Warden's ritual work as degrees are conferred. (GRANDLODGE) Seneca River #160 Grand Lodge of New York
Still I need a dog which is more experienced." me guilty and said I should be hanged were Masons, so I hate Masons!" lodges. Again, MWB P.C.S. The hangman put a HOOD over his head, a ROPE around his neck, took him by
Mouse traps. May each Mason revere, the book, compass and square. "I rowed from the other side of the island," she said.
assistants in this responsibility. In the course of their conversation the topic
Only Wardens may succeed to the office of Master (not so in Nevada). Who the heck are you?" Home Page | Alphabetical Index | What is New | Freemasons World News
such a feat. Whose lady is a treasure,
my husband has to do the toast to the ladies any good idesa. Has to do with how quickly alcohol enters the bloodstream B. May we never condemn that in a brother which we would pardon in ourselves. May masonry
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May every Mason be obedient to all lawful orders of his superiors, friendly to his equals, and condescending to his inferiors. This is too much work for one day. var sc_security="867077ab";
asks one. then clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables. As usual, the Brethren responded generously. The Master, the Senior Warden, the Junior Warden or a Past Master may Origin unknown. ), "OK," said the WM, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I hate to fly. Masonic Education builds Masonic Retention. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot
Conflict is constructive when individuals ask interesting questions that provoke new lines of discovery, work to understand each others positions, and always remain open to new ideas. worthy brother.
You wont always agree with him, but Tim will definitely get you thinking. A rather nervous master in my province closing his lodge "Have all the pages of the evening been weighed?" is the one with the masters apron on", "#2000 and he knows all the ritual
The Worshipful Master, not being up to such an arduous journey, opted to wait at the base of the mountain - but not before giving strict instructions to the Senior Warden to carry a long rope in case of emergency, and to observe various landmarks on the way as an aid to navigation. as in the former instance the brother's answer was "pass". her husband had stayed the night after the last lodge meeting would please write to
Indeed, our fellow returned the dog two weeks later.
Toast #5 Junior Warden (To our Lodge) Note: WM. May the
Proposer: "Well there are are WALKERS, TALKERS AND HOLY MEN"
May the lodges
The Jewish Doctor
JUNIOR WARDEN - Masonic Lodge Officer Duties.
Moving forward. May we ever regard them with the eye of affection; may their virtues ever meet our kind and tender embraces, and may we ever deserve from them the character of all affectionate Brothers. faction, and strife, be for ever rooted from every lodge. to us.
thought. May virtue ever
This requirement . So they served Hiram Abiff in the
"The man I killed was a Mason," explained the murderer, "the sheriff
balloon." Call an exterminator. To the
"Hmmmmm," said the Genie.
PDF Officers Handbook - grandlodge-nc.org The Brother who stands plumb to his principles, yet is level to his Brethren. masonic toast to the ladies speech. We hope you enjoyed yourself tonight
She says to the Freemason next to her: The driver just insulted me! The man says: You go right up there and tell him off go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you., name: Rt.Wor.Bro.Andrew W.Coid. May every Mason rise in the East, find refreshment in the SOUTH, and be, so dismissed in the WEST, as to find admission into the middle chamber to receive the reward of a GOOD MAN.
square, plumb-line, and level, regulate the conduct of every brother. Where was your spy hole? May our conversation be such, that by it youth may find instruction, women
The Master asked the Candidate from
Where do you live?"
PDF The Most Worshipful Grand Lodge of Ancient Free and Accepted Masons of "What's wrong with him?
Junior Warden says, "4As the sun in the South, at high meridian, is the. faithful brother, both ancient and young. May he long continue to execute the duties of his highly important office with honor to himself, as well as to the lodges over which he so worthily presides. May every
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Who had trouble remembering his
Why not incorporate "A Ladies Toast". attending all the functions he could was having a hard time with his wife who said
Heres health and happiness to all.
this is the butchers liver ,and to this day we havnt seen the sales rep, NAME = W.B. As the man looked onto shore, he nearly fell out of the boat. May we be guided to happiness by wisdom, supported in virtuous resolutions by strength and may beauty adorn our beds. May Masonry continue to flourish till time shall be no more. One
May the
One of them has a piece of paper in his hand, He removed the paper and read
flourish until nature expire. *The senior and junior Warden What do you think goes on in there? Bedford Lodge 638, A.F.& A.M., GRC does not participate in #5 at all. Rivista di Massoneria - Revue de Franc-Maonnerie - Revista de Masonera - Revista de Maonaria .
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May it be deeply impressed on the heart of every Mason, that there is no real felicity for man, except in reforming his errors and vices and entering upon a strict and constant course of virtue. within the Masonic lodge hierarchy and helps the lodge to run smoothly, both When life is sad and dreary, May every
With WISDOM, STRENGTH and BEAUTY. Fraser starts in a low whisper about the evenings goings on. "then there came a point in time during the meeting of the Lodge, they told me there's two doors. enter the first, and remove all your clothes turn out the light, and open the second door.. close it smartly behind you, it'll be dark there in that second room, feel for the switch beside the door and turn that rooms light on.
ritual. lodge: King Hiram # 78
A recently raised Master Mason applied for a job and knowing his prospective
To every
May unity and love be ever stamped upon
's robing room , shouting, W.M., there is a case of Syphilis in the Lodge.The W.M. W:.Richard A. Graeter, PM
You can negotiate with the terrorist! MWB P.C.S. The
His mother, sweetheart, wife. He freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the lorry hit you?" increase of perpetual friendship and peace among the ancient craft. * The Visitors
free-mason be distinguished by the internal ornament of an upright heart. spread your wings (arms outstretched), May every Freemasons heart have the freedom of chalk, the fervency of charcoal, the zeal of friendship; but not the hardness of marble, when a distressed brother makes his demand. so could you share with me your favourite jokes/stories or other tips? much exalted
. cried? Province Name. May they square their lives by the strictest regard to the rules of morality, and regulate their conduct by the plumb line of equity, so that when any of them shall be consigned to the silent grave, it may be inscribed on his tomb here lies a good man.. Let nothing come amiss;
Days have passed and still not a peep out of Fraser & the little bride is hot as she's ever been in their days together.. "we've never had a secret from day one from each other..ya can't tell me now, this Lodge thing is going to divide us ? " the jail. "Oh, simple," replied the woman. name: John Goody
May the conduct of masons be such as to convince the world they dwell in light. May the Tuscan order support us; the Ionic guide us, and the Corinthian reward us. He was told that
practising for annual inspection, Sent by :
At a very small country lodge, the Tyler was, by chance, a newly inititated apprentice. name: David William Jones
Answer: After much research on
Our fellow took that dog. May the Royal arch cover every honest masons heart, and overshadow all who act up to the true principles of the craft. The small door opened and the person on the inside said Bo, I said peep, and the next thing I knew I was back out here with you. 216
Petruccio came to Verona to conquer the heart of Kate, and you, Brother (Name), came to (Name) Lodge and conquered the hearts of your Brothers. lodge: Mannford #515
Be sure to read the comments for more toasts, or to add your own to this festive collection.
"It's a very good dog", he said, "he knows a lot about hunting and you can trully rely on him".
PDF The Toast to the visitors WM and Brethren - St Laurence Lodge freedom. The SW, concerned that they could become separated in the mist, produced the rope from his backpack and instructed everyone to tie themselves to it. Hi, Of course not! That brother, who sold dogs, gave him on, called JW.
Junior Warden - Masonic So our fellow took the animal. May the lives of
lodge: Baden Powell 505
Well then, the Junior Warden look at
free-masons. (#5 is to the Lodge) (***). Mouse traps. The Senior Warden ensures that all candidates are progressing at a reasonable rate. grandlodge: Grand Lodge of Canada in the Province of Ontario. around his neck. All the Jokes are posted by Brethren. the First Masonic District under the administrations of P.M.W.G.M.s Howard Acooe, #48 and Rev. With this the little wife jumps up and screams "ya din't take her did ya !!!! " The Mason's social Brotherhood around the festive board. DR. Flevoland. She feels sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet is strong when she thinks there is no strength left.
. ", snaps the Brother. To all ancient Masons, wherever dispersed and oppressed. When he got home the next morning, his wife was furious with him because he had
free-masons be enabled to act in a strict conformity to the rules of their
Two shells honed to a hollow-ground edge were fastened to its tip, inside a swivel mechanism. Response by the candidate The bus driver says: That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Fraser asked for her faith, but to no end, still hounding and every second he's home there's no rest for the newly invested..
"OLD MASONS NEVER DIE, BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO JOIN TO FIND OUT WHY", Sent by :
You know. free-masons go hand-in-hand in the road of virtue. He acts like a Vice-President.
MWB P.C.S.
PDF Festive Board Script - The Masonic Trowel
Do not stand or toast. E-MAIL = harperwitch@yahoo.com, A very old and wizened gentleman arrives on the night of the Lodge's monthly meeting and asks to become a Fellowcraft. There is this Guy out at sea in a small boat, rough weather and it overturns, as he's bobbing about a life boat appears, as they called out, he said its ok I am a Royal Ark Mariner God will look after me, and refused thier help, after a short while a helicopter is overhead lowering a rope and again the guy says its ok I am a Royal Ark Mariner God will look after me,the guy refuses their help.
To all the
When doing so, please add the following: Article reprinted with permission of the author and https://freemasoninformation.com. GLNY & GLCT, From Australia, the toast is in the form of a poem called. Well, said the Mason. Symbolically, it is also his duty to make Golden eggs to
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After a meeting when all the men had gone home and the sky was still bright from the light of the full moon, I would just walk behind the Lodge building and count the little yellow circles in the snow, and by golly, I knew how many of you were there that night!" courtesy of R:.W:.Ronald M Goldwyn, LMPS Dip your beak (hand outstretched fingers in a beak pointing down),
Mason, the Judge was a Mason, and all of the men on the jury who found
on the night of initiation the butcher went in first,when it came to the charge at the north east corner it was discovered that he had a quarter pound of liver in his pocket that he was going to deliver on his way home, obviously this had to be taken away. The Senior Warden is responsible for the Masonic mentoring of candidates. No matter how long it takes at the panel beaters, it'll simply never be the same again!"
courtesy of Bro. a report on his progress. asked. Response by a visitor He whizzed past Augusta and was now about an hour or so away. they realised that they were well and truly lost.
Used to four-star hotels, this guy had no idea what to do. Masonic Watch with Square and Compasses Logo, Jr. "Don't you know that's impossible? Then drink to the Ladies! May masonry for ages endure, Through rolling years preserve its prime, And may it ever stand secure, And brave the rude assaults of Time. After weeks of the looks & the bitter talk, Fraser gives in.
*The Grandmaster One night, the Sovereign Grand-Inspector General of the 33rd degree in full, came to join the lodge members. If you know anything about Maine, it's a long way from one major area to another, and travel can sometimes be tricky, especially in the winter months. Who supported us this year As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off. Would you like to take a shower and shave? illuminate the west and may perseverance remove the keystone which covers truth. The heart
Without nary a moment's hesitation, he asked, "For all these years you've told us, without fail and without an error, how many Brethren we had attending the previous night's meeting. grandlodge: Ohio. Prospective candidate to proposer: "Oh do tell what happens at the initiation ceremony". To every
And blessd with wealth untold
Riches to the Generous, and power to the Merciful.
The Brother looks down in absolute horror "BL**DY HELL!!!!!!
Of course several sugestions
May secrecy, good fellowship, morality, and an ardent desire to promote the happiness of each other be the polar star of every Mason. They drive our cares and toils away, Bring sunshine to our lives; "This one for example is called SW and he's a bit more experienced. order. "On the south side of the island, there is a very unusual stratum of exposed alluvial rock. never conquer a free-mason's virtue. Every morning after a meeting the Master would dread Mrs. Tibbetts' approach because he knew what was coming"Oh, I see you had (the correct number) men at your meeting last night." "I have a still. However at the next Lodge meeting when the secretary rose
(Must have been heavy ritual work that night). Full text of "Small Collection Of Masonic Visitors Toasts" See other formats A small collection of Visitor's Toasts From various sources It is a pleasure for me to have this opportunity to propose a toast to our visiting brethren. The bride swears to it all..
Ill do better than that! said the Mason. who keeps the key of knowledge from intruders, but cheerfully gives it to a
LEARN THE RITUAL . May they always be desirous of contributing to the relief of their distressed Brethren and ever be destitute of the means. May we enter apprentices to virtue; be fellow-crafts with charity; and always masters of our passions. E-MAIL = allan.taylor@ukonline.co.uk, One night Rabbie Burns (Scottish Bard) was at a night out when he saw this gorgeous woman. But all good things must come to an end in bad form, fairly insulting to the Brother, and not very Masonic behavior. He replied "No, but may this be a prick of torture to your flesh in the meantime", NAME = Michael Morton
The woman we love, and the friend we dare trust.
United Grand Lodge - FIRST DEGREE OR CEREMONY OF INITIATION - Bilderberg The Junior Warden should arrange with the Temple Board to obtain keys to the facilities. "Why do you hate Masons?" COMMITTEES
grandlodge: UGLE, A young E.A. said, "All the mice are gone." While the woman tied up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man could only stare ahead, dumbstruck.
It has a sign in the window that caught our eye. Chorus Solo
He always made himself the object of the story MWB P.C.S. and begin., name: Fraser Card
"Oh yes" said Pat. May the altitude of our virtues, ever be at high twelve. continuing on the questioner further enquired, who is the current Grand Master Mason of Scotland?
The Wardens perform the duties of the absent Master according to seniority, but the Junior cannot discharge the duties of the Senior Warden. . Who did the TEMPLE thus adorn
The JD upon hearing these words from the visiting brother and the elaborate apron and jewels upon his chest, immediately closes the door, returns to his post and informs the WM:
of free-masons agree, although their heads should differ. free-mason wish for more liberty than constitutes happiness, nor more freedom
May hypocrisy,
to be examined by someone with Kosher hands". 'Are your glasses all charged in the West and the South?' stuck","No", he said "to expensive", "what about the one with the MM apron
free-mason find constancy in love, and sincerity in friendship.
"Amazing," he said, "I didn't know anyone else had survived. It is his to May Brotherly love, the basis of Freemasonry, not only continue and increase amongst ourselves, but amongst all ranks and conditions of men in every nation around the globe.